Tapped Lines:
Expression from Vitners trade: Flexible tubing leading from beer kegs to taps.
sl. Quotes from people who are tapped (lit. mental) in the head

Created due to the incredible amounts of guff generated by locked CSMAU heads on various sessions, this page proves, once and for all, that the most tapped people in the world are ourselves.
Enjoy!



At Sandy's cocktail party
Oh God. There's a fierce shlap off that! - Prez Finty (on first tasting a Sandy cocktail)
Fin, Lean the other way will ya? The floor's tilting... - Fionn

The Barrack Street Mile

I'll say nothing and keep saying it -Noel in Moks

The Internet? What de feck is that? - Noel in Moks

Enterprise Bar: too many fish - Fin

I don't feel like drinking any more - Fin 10:55pm, (just before ordering large Jameson)

Cindy Crawford, she drinks Murphy's y'know - Paraic
D'you know where?? - Fin

Brendan calls Prost sans drinkipoo - Paraic

Now is the time for a battle, and a sandwich - Conor

My writing is getting better - Conor

You've gotta wait for the green light, otherwise it goes weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - Conor

Sometimes, only sometimes, umbrellas confuse me - Conor

A straight line, a line without corners. Einstein was right all along - Conor

I forgot what I was going to write, but it was going to be good... real good - Conor

David Seaman, a very unfortunate name. Not unlike 'Gaylord' - Conor

I'LL BAROQUE YOU GOOD - Conor

I am the Evil Parer Caller... ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! - Steve

Charlie throws caution to the wind - Steve

Arrrr says I in my shoes - Charlie

Conor spilt Beamish on his trousers, but cunningly enough, spilt Beamish is the same colour as his trousers, Arrrr thorp - Charlie

Time is everywhere, except in Poland - Charlie

Logic on Eoghan lots, burps lots am I - Charlie

Looking for Fionn in Nancy's, found Simpsons, stopped - Charlie

Me tried to climb, me can't not - Charlie

Charlie you're pissed, can't understand a word you are saying - Claire-Anne




From 'The No. 8 bus route':

Peadar:
T'was up the boreen, she got it she got it, t'was up the boreen, she'll get it again. Nobody knows how often she got it, but everyone knows that she'll get it again.

Barrets butchers is all good, turkeys and all in the window

On completion of the crawl: Brilliant. Despite food and other obsticles we did it in 9hrs 10 mins

00.40 in de Rising: What a day. 1.00am: I need a set of uileann pipes...


Conor:
ha ha got yer notebook Fionn ya bollocks

Fionn farted he he he

Serious hic-ups after Matties, but you cant go wrong. Can you? (mystery)

More pints, holy feck, I'm pissed, forgot what I was going to say, I luv Murpies, not as good as Gooness


Eoghan Kelly:
If Fionn writes in his notebook that I am pissed, believe him

Im officially pissed, Charlie walked into a bus stop and I farted, but not quite

1933, crows nest, Cian O Duill with the look of death, so far so good, give us freedom. okay"

Cian O Duil is no longer a gaylord. Perhaps he is just a queerhawk"

22.45, back in the Maylor. Hurrah. Steve is here, so is Vickie and Jerry and a load of scumbags including, Charlie, Evelyn, Eoin, Me, Charlie, Steve and


Steve:
Still in the Maylor, no hope of getting out, Charlie is dancing on the bar, Schmelly out


Eoin Schmidt Martin:
There is a boy in the ladies fixing pipes. Getting pretty full of beer + Charlie is the son of a motherless goat

Jerrys gonna burn Fionns locks

Jerry should NOT slap out his mickey!!

McCarthys have NO sense of direction

How much are the soaps? 3.49. Who are you anyway?


Douglas:
Well hello nurse, there is a woman in front of me with a smelly brown cow butt jacket. -finds a gold pouch and returns it to its rightfull owner, Sen the meandering goat of the hill people

Ba mhaith liom a bhi ag rith timpeall na scamall sa speir

Wish I was staying here coz there is a sexy bitch Ann here who i think I could run ragged

And there was a strange smell.... twas the smell of infinity


Evelyn:
I cant believe that I have an exam in the morning, i hope they play Christmas carols


Charlie:
Horrible feeling, travelling at 50mph standing up in a bus after 16 pints


Fionn:
The old lady next to me has bigger locks than i do

Charlie is spouting shite